Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Gordon Ramsay Cookware: Xmas Pots & Pans From Hell('s Kitchen)

?Even the box seems a bit grim...

Department and specialty stores are brimming this time of year with kitchenware endorsed by celebrity chefs, with Jamie Oliver (11-piece stainless steel cook set), Mario Batali (7.5 quart persimmon colored Dutch oven), and Giada De Laurentiis (5/8 quart butter warmer) leading the way. But a tidal wave of Gordon Ramsay products have recently crested over the holiday alps of other chef's endorsements. Gordon Ramsay?

In case you've forgotten, he's the host of Kitchen Nightmares. Ever seen it? The Brit celebrity chef stands over the hapless restaurant employees - front of the house and back - humiliating them, screaming obscenities, and nit-picking everything they do. Without really helping anyone very much in a permanent sort of way. It's like a three-day brainwashing camp. After a blip of notoriety and a stage-managed meal among adulatory extras/patrons, Ramsay splits and the restaurant slips back into its former wretched dysfunctional obscurity.

In fact, in the aftermath of two shows, Kitchen Nightmares and another Ramsay abuse-fest -- Hell's Kitchen -- a pair of chefs have actually committed suicide.

And this is the cookware you want to give as a Christmas gift? What kind of friend are you? Maybe the message that you're trying to send is that the recipient is an incompetent boob who deserves to be screamed at, and maybe even die? Think about it.

?He's kind of smiling now, but wait till he goes off on you...

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Taïm Mobile Will Probably Hit Midtown Tomorrow

?At long last, and just in time for Hanukkah, Ta?m Mobile will hit the road tomorrow. According to the truck's Twitter feed, it's "hoping to be out 2morrow" following an "exciting soft-opening over the weekend." And like every other four-wheeled food venture, it will apparently take its maiden voyage in Midtown, or, per said Twitter feed, "around mid-town area." Lucky office workers -- if the latest poll on the Korilla Web site is any indication, they'll probably be getting their share of Korean barbecue tomorrow, too.

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R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen: "The Co-Pilot Had Fish. What Did the Navigator Have?"

Though hardly an icon of the food-fixated, Leslie Nielsen, who died yesterday at the age of 84, will be forever associated with the dangers of in-flight dining, thanks to his role in Airplane! In the clip above, Nielsen's Dr. Rumack describes what happens to passengers unfortunate enough to have ordered fish instead of chicken. It's not pretty, but it is without doubt the most enjoyable treatment of food poisoning we've ever seen.

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Monday, November 29, 2010

We Can Dream, Can't We?